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Jersey Shore Recap: Prelude To Epic
MEATBALL PROBLEMS Jersey Shore Recap: Prelude To Epic By Karen Malmquist “MEATBALL PROBLEMS” WAS redefined Thursday when Deena got drunk, Pauly’s friends started “the biggest fight of their lives,”...
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Jersey Shore: Drunk Deena Keeps Walking The Line
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Jersey Shore Recap: The Worst Break-Up Movie Ever
FRIENDS WITH BENEFITS Jersey Shore Recap: The Worst Break-Up Movie Ever By Karen Malmquist GYM, TAN, BREAK UP WITH PAULA? Well, this was a short romance, with embarrassment rivaling having your mom...
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Jersey Shore Recap: Waking Ghosts In The Machines
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Jersey Shore: A Recipe To Shake It
MAGIC MIKE & THE WANNABE MEATBALLS Jersey Shore: A Recipe To Shake It By Karen Malmquist AMERICA’S STRIPPER OBSESSION CAME TO A SCREECHING HALT Thursday when the Jersey Shore‘s ‘The Situation’...
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Jersey Shore Finale: Overly-Attached Guidos
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Snooki & J-Woww: Rocks & A Rockem Sockem Baby
BROACHING NEW WATERS Snooki & J-Woww: Rocks & A Rockem Sockem Baby By Karen Malmquist OH BABY! LORENZO IS FIST PUMPING A little too hard inside of Nicole on Tuesday’s episode of “Snooki &...
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Snooki & JWoww: Arriving Screaming & Kicking
HAPPY BIRTHDAY Snooki & JWoww: Arriving Screaming & Kicking By Karen Malmquist THE MOST IMPORTANT BIRTH OF THE COMMON ERA IS HAPPENING: baby Lorenzo is arriving on Snooki & J-Woww! We’re...
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Snooki & JWoww: Roughing It
DOMESTICATION BEGINS Snooki & JWoww: Roughing It By Karen Malmquist EATING BEAR BALLS, DIGGING FOR CLAMS, AND BEFRIENDING A WOLF SPIDER: some girls have all the fun. Last week’s momentous Snooki...
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Snooki & JWoww: Meatball Rules For Snuggling
THE HONEYMOONERS Snooki & JWoww: Meatball Rules For Snuggling By Karen Malmquist SEEMS LIKE ONLY YESTERDAY THAT Nicole WAS flashing her cootchie and and fighting with Jionni in the streets of...
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